The Doorway

onefandommore:

prbuick11:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

IT GOT BETTER

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illbeyourqueenofasgard:

martinyfreeman:

speightbrigade:

221b-bag-end:

moriarty:

samtemple-davidtemple:

zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.

the man who is known as best dressed look

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then you have the wats going on look.

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classy millionaire

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colorful hobo

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suave well-dressed motherfucker

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attractive dork

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Holy mother of… image

wait wat…

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fuck-you-i-won-a-bafta

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can i have four chicken nuggets

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Hello I’m here to ruin your life

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Oh wait I’m always perfect

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Roxette - Opportunity Nox
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actualcyclops:

Opportunity Nox - Roxette

leiaamidala:

Is it simply a game
For rich young boys to play?

We see what we expect to see and feel what we expect to feel. And if we expect to be afraid then we will be afraid. But that’s a fool’s game. If you live your life in anticipation of doom and the certainty of it; if you know it’ll find you and overwhelm you, why fight it?
Julian Priest, The Hunger (via julian-priest)

slimgoodymakeba:

numba-one-flaya:

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

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frog-and-toad-are-friends:

stars-and-storybooks:

I love this joke cause you can literally use it with whatever they say
If they say yeah sure then “that’s the spirit!!!”
But then if they say I really don’t then this…

that’s great and all but I’m pretty sure that’s Ted Bundy

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

sherlock-undercover:

"He is your glass of tea?" - The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970)